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Dearest Assassin's Creed movie,
I eagerly await your release and will spend money to see you no matter what.
However, I have a few concerns and requests, if you don't mind.
To start with, I'm a little skeptical that the 37-year-old Michael Fassbender can pull off the 25-year-old Desmond and Altaïr.
But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on that. I mean hey, Michael J. Fox was a convincing enough teenager in Back to the Future. Not super convincing, but convincing enough.
Secondly, I know movies often get a love story crowbarred in when they don't need it, but please please please don't ramp up the "romance", if you can call it that, between Desmond and Lucy. They are no more than uneasy acquaintances in AC1! If you absolutely have to cram them together into some sort of couple, save it for the AC2 movie or ACB movie!
Also don't suck like the Max Payne film!
And don't get cancelled like the Halo film. (But if you can't stop yourself from being cancelled, please metamorphose into something like Forward Unto Dawn.)
And, this is only a nice-to-have, but could you please be preceded by a notice that you are a work of fiction based on historical events and characters, and created by a multicultural team of various religious faiths and beliefs?
Thanks in advance! Safety and peace,
- Julia
I eagerly await your release and will spend money to see you no matter what.
However, I have a few concerns and requests, if you don't mind.
To start with, I'm a little skeptical that the 37-year-old Michael Fassbender can pull off the 25-year-old Desmond and Altaïr.
But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on that. I mean hey, Michael J. Fox was a convincing enough teenager in Back to the Future. Not super convincing, but convincing enough.
Secondly, I know movies often get a love story crowbarred in when they don't need it, but please please please don't ramp up the "romance", if you can call it that, between Desmond and Lucy. They are no more than uneasy acquaintances in AC1! If you absolutely have to cram them together into some sort of couple, save it for the AC2 movie or ACB movie!
Also don't suck like the Max Payne film!
And don't get cancelled like the Halo film. (But if you can't stop yourself from being cancelled, please metamorphose into something like Forward Unto Dawn.)
Perhaps most importantly of all: Don't wuss out and remove the stuff about religious miracles not being actual miracles but really being sufficiently advanced technology indistinguishable from magic.
And, this is only a nice-to-have, but could you please be preceded by a notice that you are a work of fiction based on historical events and characters, and created by a multicultural team of various religious faiths and beliefs?
Thanks in advance! Safety and peace,
- Julia
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hm actually Forward Unto Dawn took place well beforethe events of Combat Evolved, so I suppose the analogous AC series would be about life on the Farm, or the Purge, or Clay, or Daniel, or something. As long as it has modern day Assassins I'll dig it.
Aw hell, who am I kidding, I know I'll watch whatever it is even if there's no modern stuff.
This news piece keeps me hopeful about the "not sucking" part
Aw hell, who am I kidding, I know I'll watch whatever it is even if there's no modern stuff.
This news piece keeps me hopeful about the "not sucking" part
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Safety and peace to you, little dove
(Went too far with the Assassin speak there)
(Went too far with the Assassin speak there)